House Impeaches Trump For Abuse Of Power And Obstruction Of Congress, Making Him Third President In History To Achieve A Distinction He Insists Did Not Happen
WASHINGTON. In a procedural milestone the President's allies were quick to describe as simultaneously meaningless and devastating, the U.S. House of Representatives voted Wednesday to impeach Donald J. Trump on two articles, abuse of power and obstruction of Congress, making him the third president in American history to receive a distinction he maintains did not occur.
The articles stem from a July 25 telephone call in which the President asked Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky for "a favor though," placed shortly after the administration had frozen $391 million in military aid that Congress had already appropriated for a nation then under active invasion by Russia. The favor in question was a public announcement that Ukraine would investigate former Vice President Joe Biden, a leading candidate to oppose Trump in the coming election, an arrangement that allowed the President to outsource a portion of his reelection campaign to a foreign government at no cost to the campaign itself.
The President characterized the call as flawless. "It was a perfect call," Trump told reporters, applying a standard of perfection under which the ideal use of American military aid is as collateral. He further described the proceedings as a "witch hunt" and a "hoax," language that has historically signaled to observers that the underlying conduct occurred substantially as described.
The second article, obstruction of Congress, addressed the administration's decision to instruct every relevant witness not to testify and to withhold every relevant document, an approach the White House defended on the grounds that cooperating with an investigation tends to assist the investigation. Sources within the administration noted that the strategy had performed exactly as designed, leaving House investigators in the position of impeaching the President for conduct they had been actively prevented from fully examining.
Republican senators, who will hold the subsequent trial, indicated in advance that they had reviewed the evidence they intended to keep out of the proceeding and found the President not guilty of it. The arrangement was praised across the administration as a model of efficiency, sparing the Senate the expense of a verdict whose outcome remained, by design, never in doubt.
At press time, the President had declared himself fully exonerated by a trial that had not yet begun, and was reportedly reviewing his call list for another country willing to do him one small favor.